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World leaders hail death of Turpid Bam Irskel

Global peace now in sight, says Chancellor Berdryn

 

Nostery Council to outsource itself

People don’t want politicians making important decisions, says council chief

 

BREAKING NEWS:  Chancellor in shock cannibalism confession

Senate reels as Berdryn reveals truth behind his mother’s ‘trapping accident’

 

Chancellor accused of censorship

Qnet blog row may prove pyrrhic victory for Berdryn

 

QMA criticises head-clamping craze

Cosmetic “head balancing” dangerous and ineffective, say top doctors

 

Tartrous refers himself to Standards Commissioner

‘I’ve done nothing wrong, but want to clear the air,’ says Citizenship Minister

 

 

 

 

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Coagulation government looms

Rump Party senators in talks to join coalition government

 

Surprise at Urkly return to government

Eyebrows rise at appointment of double serial killer as Education Minister

 

Jamper’s law challenged again

PeopleFirst launch latest legal bid to overturn ‘invidious’ law

 

I’m not moving, says local Mayor

Local dignitary plumbs himself into council buildings

 

Government vote called off again

The Government has successfully headed off this year’s fourteenth attempt by PeopleFirst to oust it.

 

Lord Sandison demands repayment of public debt

State threatened with bankruptcy by biggest creditor’s mystery demand for immediate payment.

 

Call to take roads into public ownership

Left wing pressure group says private road system causes chaos, and advocates central planning.

 

General Trebuchet refuses to be drawn

Chief Peacekeeper declines joint request from PeopleFirst and the Government for budget transparency.